$50 Product Launch Video - Need ASAP

READ EVERYTHING......EVERYTHING.........!!!!! We are looking for someone that can provide a 2 minute video debuting our new site and product launch. You must provide your own footage, ideas, graphics, whatever you need, it is all on you. I want someone to create a cool vision and compelling video that will make the new launch appealing and intriguing to check out. I have some footage, but want someone to use their own as well.... you must have a creative mind and CAN THINK FOR YOURSELF!!! I am not looking for someone that wants me to guide them through the video script......figure it out. I will provide some footage, logos, images of products and such, you put it all together into a video that will dazzle the shit outta people...... CAN YOU DO THAT?? SHOW US 1.....THAT IS ALL.....JUST 1 VIDEO OF YOUR BEST WORK. DO NOT SUBMIT MORE THAN ONE VIDEO.....WE WILL REJECT YOUR BID FOR INABILITY TO FOLLOW DIRECTIONS. I AM NOT INTERESTED IN SEEING A BUNCH OF VIDEOS NOT RELATED TO WHAT WE WANT. I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOUR BEST WORK IS ONLY.....IF THAT IS A COMPILATION, THAT IS ALRIGHT.....BUT SUBMIT 1 VIDEO ONLY.....NO PORTFOLIOS, NO CHECK OUT THESE 20 LINKS.....NO NOTHING OTHER THAN YOUR NUMBER ONE BEST VIDEO ONLY.....1 VIDEO......UNDERSTOOD?? IF NOT, THEN THIS IS NOT A JOB FOR YOU....... SKYPE CAPABILITIES REQUIRED......ONLY....... BUDGET PER VIDEO IS $50 ONLY......NOTHING MORE.....LESS IS FINE, BUT NO MORE THAN $50 PER VIDEO DID WE MENTION TO ONLY SUBMIT "1"...THAT WAS "one" VIDEO LINK ONLY???? (JUST CHECKING, BUT JUST WATCH, THERE ARE SOME BRAIN DEAD OUT THERE THAT WILL NOT DO IT ANYWAYS) GOOD VISION AND CREATIVE MINDS WILL GET MORE WORK.....LOOKING FOR AS MANY AS 8 VIDEOS, MAYBE MORE.....